What I did today

today I woke up and wore a lame-o outfit, which no one on the Internet needs to see, or hear about any further. My day perked up through, when I got to my My style class. My teacher may of stolen her style from a crazy old lady with a fetish for farm animals and pin cushion bracelets. I'm sure some website is on the Internet for that sort of person , but sadly she hasn't found it yet and thinks all people should dress like her. So when I wear my bright pink skinny jeans or anything without farm animals, she gives me a detention. No joke. She says I'm coming to class ill-prepared (meaning I "lack" a fashion sense) How whimsical!

Anyway. I also stuffed my butt with stolen shoulder pads and walked around for half the day like that, to see if anyone noticed. They didn't, and I threw the shoulder pads away in a tampon trashcan, since they were non-flushable. Then I was thrown out of two homerooms for talking too much. And not even by the teachers, but by the students. It's scary when the whole football team is screaming at you, "Get out!", as loud as they can. I swear I'll upload pics of myself once i find my camera in the dungeon known as my room. Pinkie Promise!

anyway, here's a collage of shoulder pads done good, in honor of my flat butt.


plus a few extra knick-knacks