Technical malfunction

Apparently, the pictures I tried to post aren't showing up, but the show must go on, so click on the question mark to see what my computer failed to show. All of the items are from Free People, as you might have been able to tell form the URL. Sorry again for making your fingers work  a little bit harder.

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I have deduced from the skimpy clothes, fabulous weather and lack of big yellow buses on the roads that it is summer. Since I no longer have to go to the same place the big yellow buses do for quite some time, I'm enjoying being a slacker. Right now, I'm blogging to you from my laptop, so of course I'm laying on my bed. (I shelled out $1000 for a shiny new computer because I'm to lazy to go downstairs and actually do this sitting in a chair. Plus, I won't be living in a hole when  I go on vacation. Best money I ever spent) The whole slacker thing means my wardrobe has suffered. Right now I'm wearing a black tanktop, pink shorts that used to be sweatpants until the encountered my sewing scissors, and my giant silver hoops, which I wear constantly. Not too snazzy. Shorts and a tanktop has pretty much been my uniform since school got out. But no fear, I'm going out tonight and I'm actually going to put thought into my outfit. If I had enough money and enough time to hijack a car and drive to the nearest Free People boutique(i don't have a car because laptops are expensive) this is what i would wear. But unfortunately, I have neither, and I'll have to work with what I have. But its still summer. So go out and party. 

My bathing suit ( Well, one of a few)

Behold the wonderfulness that only fitting into kid's sizes can give you:

this is it, but with a kick ass ruffle on my crotch.

I am super ho bag! Faster than a speeding STD!

Kristi in her amazingness, recently dubbed me the "super ho bag ". I am a a crime stopper of epic booby-ness. Here is what I would wear if I had some super hero power other than being a ho bag.



Dildos are my power ups.

I summon the internet people!

I summon all people that make something fashion related to be interviewed by me. You can make dog shoes, but if they are fabu I will pimp you publicity on my blog. That's right, all indie fashion designers, jewelry makers or soap creators ( Beauty products are the shiznit) are formally begged to be interviewed by me.


Pwease, Pwease Pwease!
Contact info is around the blog, but if you are lazy:
alexmail@cox.net

I am the Walrus

This is the walrus. It eats lipgloss and hopes and dreams of small children.

Memorial Day!!!!(I'm sorry, this is supposed to be a solem holiday, right?)

It's Memorial Day weekend(yes I can read calendars). The whole world seems to think we celebrate memorial day like its Christmas or something when we're actually supposed to be thinking about all the people who have died so that we can buy whatever we want with our money, which should include bikinis and sun dresses. It's summer people, get off your buts and enjoy it. Where I live, its warm enough to lay on my roof in my bikini and tan, but if its still cold where you live, get some self tanner. At least go out and buy a few brightly colored things so at least you can pretend its summer.