Technical malfunction

Apparently, the pictures I tried to post aren't showing up, but the show must go on, so click on the question mark to see what my computer failed to show. All of the items are from Free People, as you might have been able to tell form the URL. Sorry again for making your fingers work  a little bit harder.

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I have deduced from the skimpy clothes, fabulous weather and lack of big yellow buses on the roads that it is summer. Since I no longer have to go to the same place the big yellow buses do for quite some time, I'm enjoying being a slacker. Right now, I'm blogging to you from my laptop, so of course I'm laying on my bed. (I shelled out $1000 for a shiny new computer because I'm to lazy to go downstairs and actually do this sitting in a chair. Plus, I won't be living in a hole when  I go on vacation. Best money I ever spent) The whole slacker thing means my wardrobe has suffered. Right now I'm wearing a black tanktop, pink shorts that used to be sweatpants until the encountered my sewing scissors, and my giant silver hoops, which I wear constantly. Not too snazzy. Shorts and a tanktop has pretty much been my uniform since school got out. But no fear, I'm going out tonight and I'm actually going to put thought into my outfit. If I had enough money and enough time to hijack a car and drive to the nearest Free People boutique(i don't have a car because laptops are expensive) this is what i would wear. But unfortunately, I have neither, and I'll have to work with what I have. But its still summer. So go out and party. 

My bathing suit ( Well, one of a few)

Behold the wonderfulness that only fitting into kid's sizes can give you:

this is it, but with a kick ass ruffle on my crotch.

I am super ho bag! Faster than a speeding STD!

Kristi in her amazingness, recently dubbed me the "super ho bag ". I am a a crime stopper of epic booby-ness. Here is what I would wear if I had some super hero power other than being a ho bag.



Dildos are my power ups.

I summon the internet people!

I summon all people that make something fashion related to be interviewed by me. You can make dog shoes, but if they are fabu I will pimp you publicity on my blog. That's right, all indie fashion designers, jewelry makers or soap creators ( Beauty products are the shiznit) are formally begged to be interviewed by me.


Pwease, Pwease Pwease!
Contact info is around the blog, but if you are lazy:
alexmail@cox.net

I am the Walrus

This is the walrus. It eats lipgloss and hopes and dreams of small children.

Memorial Day!!!!(I'm sorry, this is supposed to be a solem holiday, right?)

It's Memorial Day weekend(yes I can read calendars). The whole world seems to think we celebrate memorial day like its Christmas or something when we're actually supposed to be thinking about all the people who have died so that we can buy whatever we want with our money, which should include bikinis and sun dresses. It's summer people, get off your buts and enjoy it. Where I live, its warm enough to lay on my roof in my bikini and tan, but if its still cold where you live, get some self tanner. At least go out and buy a few brightly colored things so at least you can pretend its summer.

Lars and The Real Girl

Yeah, I know, I finally saw Lars and the Real Girl today because I am a loser who only sees movies on pay per view.

Gadzooks, that movie was odd. It clothes were hippies-freezing their asses off-frumpy chic. Words do not describe. So, Polyvore helped me make a diagram with my own spin on it.

Another shot of ze lovely blazer

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

What la nina wore today

Ignore my face. I was yelling at my brother to not take a picture of me, but the clothes. 

Blazer: Rocawear, boys section

 Dress: Antilla Femme ( I cannot find anything on this brand. help!)

 Leggings: TJ Maxx

Decals. You like them. I can tell.

Sorry about the unannounced leave, guys and girls. It's been crazy around here. Luckily, we got Kristi around here to save you.

Anyway, I like decals on my walls. What's not to like? I bought these at Hot topic. They're surprisingly cheery for something bought at that store. It's like finding an adorable puppy in serial killer's basement. 

The New Blogger Speaks!!!!

Hello, all! I am a friend of Marie Antoinette's and I have been recruited for this job as co-blogger. I know she announced this about a month ago but things have been busy. I swear to god my teachers are the spawn of Satan. My Spanish teacher held me outside the room until the bell rang and then gave me a detention for being late.......but that is neither here nor there. I'll be blogging about makeup which is my greatest obsession in all the world and a much better use of your time than my semi-hellish life. As you know, summer is right around the corner, which means summer makeup. Here are my favorite summer trends:

1. Smokey Eyes-black, Grey, color anything-Smokey eyes are amazing
2. Turquoise-this is the absolute perfect color for summer-it looks great on everyone, eyeliner and eyeshadow especially
3. Short hair-even though i haven't had the courage to hack all my hair off, I totally applaud the people who do. Plus its practically for summer
4. lipstick-I know lipstick is not supposed to be a summer thing, but fashion is about breaking rules and lipstick doesn't stick to your hair, stays longer ans comes in pretty colors
5. mixing patterns-as I said above, I'm not really a big fan of rules, so mixing patterns is just so much more fun.


(I'm sorry I don't have time to post pictures, but I'm sure you all have good imaginations)

What la nina wore today

Fantastic, I know. This was last Thursday, but somewhere a druggie thinks that last Thursday is today, so it works.

We have a new writer...

She's pretty much the bomb. She owns a devil and a stuntman named Special. She's also totes my bestie. So of course, she's stylish.

What I did today

today I woke up and wore a lame-o outfit, which no one on the Internet needs to see, or hear about any further. My day perked up through, when I got to my My style class. My teacher may of stolen her style from a crazy old lady with a fetish for farm animals and pin cushion bracelets. I'm sure some website is on the Internet for that sort of person , but sadly she hasn't found it yet and thinks all people should dress like her. So when I wear my bright pink skinny jeans or anything without farm animals, she gives me a detention. No joke. She says I'm coming to class ill-prepared (meaning I "lack" a fashion sense) How whimsical!

Anyway. I also stuffed my butt with stolen shoulder pads and walked around for half the day like that, to see if anyone noticed. They didn't, and I threw the shoulder pads away in a tampon trashcan, since they were non-flushable. Then I was thrown out of two homerooms for talking too much. And not even by the teachers, but by the students. It's scary when the whole football team is screaming at you, "Get out!", as loud as they can. I swear I'll upload pics of myself once i find my camera in the dungeon known as my room. Pinkie Promise!

anyway, here's a collage of shoulder pads done good, in honor of my flat butt.


plus a few extra knick-knacks

i am obessed with...

http://www.obedientsons.com/


Obedient sons and daughters. I love men's clothes, so this label is a perfect fit for me, like LSD and the sixties. Okay, so that's a shoddy metaphor. But! These clothes are the opposite of shoddy, bad or any adjective you could think of that means fugly. Or so I think. Menswear on women transforms the menswear entirely. The shoulder pads, ( if there are any) create a frame unlike any other woman's wear, and the traditional fabric is not only a different texture, it's a whole new set of rules. so, feast your eyeballs on these beauties.
outfits all by http://www.obedientsons.com/

I'm a softaballer!

Yesterday I went to a friend's softball game and had a great time. I literally stole second base and shoved it in my sweatshirt and walked away, until she tackled me and ripped second base. I was emotionally attached to that thing, damn it. Then whenever my friend went to third base, I would walk over and scream, "You went all the way to third base! You ho." I acted so mature, it even surprised me. Sadly, there was a lot of smokin hot guys there , and I was wearing boring jeans and a boring hoodie. If i had a 200 dollars, the talent to run in heels, and foresight, I probably would of worn this:


Also, I was thrown out of the game for "harassing" the players. I made so many friends that day.

Good Morning!

Hi. I'm Marie Antoinette. I have a fascinating life, I swear. I like clothes and shiny things, and so I'm going to blog about clothes and shiny things. And sometimes music. Whatever crosses my mind, really.


so.

Anyway, today I almost killed a walrus, learned to dance the electric slide, and the Men In Black dance, ( I forgot how to turn and apparently did the dance facing the wrong way, and did a lovely show for the whole school. This is further proof white girls have no rhythm.) I had a hole the size of a golf ball in my skirt today, and while I thought I was being all sexy and alluring to a dude, but I was acutally flaunting my black boy shorts. I'm sure someone found it attractive but not him. And here I was thinking he was giving me a weird look because I was carrying a lei and birthday cards during first period. pssssshaw.

Here's what I should of been wearing:


I mean, it's something for everyone! Something that's not black and dull, soemthing very trashy but fun, and c'mon, let's face it, everyone should wear that ballerina corset as a normal outfit. The world would be a better place.