so.
Anyway, today I almost killed a walrus, learned to dance the electric slide, and the Men In Black dance, ( I forgot how to turn and apparently did the dance facing the wrong way, and did a lovely show for the whole school. This is further proof white girls have no rhythm.) I had a hole the size of a golf ball in my skirt today, and while I thought I was being all sexy and alluring to a dude, but I was acutally flaunting my black boy shorts. I'm sure someone found it attractive but not him. And here I was thinking he was giving me a weird look because I was carrying a lei and birthday cards during first period. pssssshaw.
Here's what I should of been wearing:
I mean, it's something for everyone! Something that's not black and dull, soemthing very trashy but fun, and c'mon, let's face it, everyone should wear that ballerina corset as a normal outfit. The world would be a better place.
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